14 Julai 2009

A Bear In New York

A bear enters a very fine New York City restaurant. After consuming an excellent meal, the bear calls the waiter to the table, pulls out a gun, shoots him between the eyes and leaves the establishment.
The police are called in to investigate. One of the cops interviews the restaurant manager and remarks that this is a very strange case.
The manager says, "Well actually, it's quite common in some parts of the world. It must be a KOALA".
"How do you know?" the cops asked.
The manager then flips open a dictionary and points to an entry: KOALA (noun) - Small lovable marsupial, native to Australia. Eats shoots and leaves.

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